World of War: The Alternative History of The Warlands Timeline

Live Posted 2023/08/07 at 11:45 AM by DiscordianKitty

The Great Glorious Alliance's Oil-Soaked Log BookOil-Soaked Log BookVarian Wrynn

Oil-Soaked Log Book

PAGE 1<Much of this book is rendered useless by the oil soaking it, you can see snippets here and there, but it will take a lot of time to sift any meaning out of them. However. you are able to read the final entry.>
Ever since the portal opened in the black morass, we've been fighting the Horde.
First they took Stormwind, destroyed it, destroyed our people. Then we defeated them at Blackrock mountain, tore their army to shreds and harried them until their accursed portal was destroyed.
Then we had peace.
PAGE 2Miserable, loathsome peace.
People grew fat, indolent, boring. Parades were had, with ribbons. Ribbons! Why do they even exist?
We threw the accursed orcs into camps, instead of executing them the way any reasonable person would.
PAGE 3Finally though, some action was had. A plague of undead started to rise, and the filthy orcs ran as we knew they would, tails between their legs and sailed across the ocean.
After the undead were stopped at Dalaran, the pathetic Alliance leadership countenanced peace. Peace! Hah! As if the Horde knows peace, as if they are not weaned on bloodshed, and fed their young with the bones of their enemies.
And so we rose. as we needed to, as was right. We overthrew the weak Alliance leaders, and chased the Horde across the seas.
But too late, they had insinuated their ways into the land, spread across it like a parasite.
PAGE 4They renamed themselves Blood Horde. Fitting. given how easily they bleed.
They chopped down the forests and dredged up the blessed oil to wage war. Foolishly, they wasted their resources, trying to fight the Great Glorious Alliance.
We cannot be beaten, we are the inheritors of this world. Its resources are ours, and we will always be victorious.
For the Great Glorious Alliance!The Blood Horde's Blood-Soaked BookBlood-Soaked Book

Blood-Soaked Book

PAGE 1We are the walkers in the wastes. We are the madness that remains.
All that was once good and pure has been boiled away. Goodness is weakness. Only the strong survive.
This land is ours. The soil is toxic. The water is foul. Poisonous fumes roll across a desiccated wasteland.
The land is dying, but this land is ours, and we will die to defend it.
My body is beaten and broken and bleeding, yet I am still standing.
My quill is nearly dry. The ink is running out. I am surrounded by the corpses of those who dared to stand against me!
This parchment is stained in blood and oil, but these words will tell you what we fight and die for.
I will tell you or die trying.
PAGE 2Bow down and worship the mighty.
Once a weak Alliance tried to take it from us. No one remembers how it started, for that was long ago.
Yet we remember everything we lost. Every atrocity, every grudge, every betrayal... we remember.
My parchment is soaked in oil and blood. I am surrounded by the corpses of those who dared to stand against me! When my inkwell runs dry, I will write my words in the blood of my foes! They hit. We hit back. We hit. They hit back. We never forget and we never forgive.
Our horde howls for their blood, feasting as we condemn the weak.
PAGE 3They couldn't win against us, so they fought among themselves, blaming each other. Those who survived called themselves "glorious," and they reformed in what they called the "Glorious Alliance."
And still we killed them, and still they lost. And the few who survived called themselves the "Great and Glorious Alliance."
And still we killed! And still they lost! And they took to the skies.
They poisoned the land, OUR LAND. The looked down on us from their flying fortresses. They reigned death from the skies, and still they could not kill us! For the strongest survive!
We spill the blood of the weak, for blood is what we seek.
BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!
Witness my words, heroes of the Blood Horde! We mask our faces and ride our machines through poisonous lands.
We ride where we will and kill as we please!
PAGE 4The BLOOD HORDE will stand on a mountain of their skulls!
We will wade through an ocean of their blood! Every drop spilled as a testament to our strength!
BLOOD. MY BROTHERS! BLOOD. MY SISTERS! BLOOD. ALL WHO DWELL BETWEEN!
BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!
Scream at the hateful heavens! They hide in the sky, but they cannot hide from our sight!
We take an eye for an eye, and from what I can see. WE NEED TO TAKE MORE EYES.
PAGE 5Am I dying? Is this death?
I can see the poisoned land we have conquered. THE LAND IS OURS! WE RULE THE WASTELAND!
THE WAR WILL NOT END, not until there are NO MORE EYES TO WITNESS!
MY DEATH IS NIGH
BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!
THE BLOOD HORDE WILL AVENGE!An Eye for An EyeGreat Glorious AllianceBlood Horde

Comment by avatarofshadowAs a big Cyclops fan, I enjoy all but one of these alts.Comment by Rising447Those eye patches just reminding me that we need more HD cosmetic eye patches, for either eye and any armor type.Comment by hazmaxedThose books are interesting, terrifying, and depressing, all at once.Comment by SkimrockBLOOD. MY BROTHERS! BLOOD. MY SISTERS! BLOOD. ALL WHO DWELL BETWEEN!Comment by davesignalBLOOD. MY BROTHERS! BLOOD. MY SISTERS! BLOOD. ALL WHO DWELL BETWEEN!Comment by OartholomewWarcraft 2 time! Reset!Comment by ZeUnderkingThe bizzarro world eyepatch meme is very enjoyableComment by GaddI don't know if the main story is made by the same people making side stories. But if not the case, can we make the side guys in charge of everything ? Thanks.Comment by GilganesthI'am getting some Mad Max vibes in this timelineComment by BrassoRight eyes must truly fetch a premium price.Comment by RegaderitaRather than honor the memory of Terenas, Varian must have led the revolution against him.Comment by WarderDragonSounds far more interesting than whatever is going on in the main storyline.Comment by GrazrugWhy can't we have this timeline instead?Comment by warcrafteelWar shall undo us all in the end if we let it. Either we find common ground, or Perish together...Comment by DebuggaI feel like the eyepatches/mask was their easy way of doing the old “worst timeline”/“evil version of character” goatee trope.

They don’t have a felt goatee to slap on everyone, but they have eyepatches easily available.Comment by ColdariaSo... what happened to Archemonde and the World Tree? The Scourge were stopped at Dalaran, but the Legion was behind it for the sole purpose of reaching Nordrassil.Comment by CalluxusI feel like the eyepatches/mask was their easy way of doing the old “worst timeline”/“evil version of character” goatee trope.

They don’t have a felt goatee to slap on everyone, but they have eyepatches easily available.Comment by durenasReminds me of the Star Trek Mirror Universe, where everyone had evil mustaches and sashes.Comment by KenjiT28Sounds far more interesting than whatever is going on in the main storyline.Comment by redclawThose eye patches just reminding me that we need more HD cosmetic eye patches, for either eye and any armor type.